Address assertion failure in node:fs

[Jarred-Sumner]

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• Documentation or TypeScript types (it's okay to leave the rest blank in this case)
• Code changes

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[robobun]

❌ @Jarred-Sumner, your commit 02aebfe has 18 failures in #4122:

test/regression/issue/ctrl-c.test.ts - illegal instruction at address 0x7ff8059f137b on 🍎 13 x64

test/cli/install/bun-install.test.ts - timeout on 🍎 13 x64

test/v8/v8.test.ts - 24 failing on 🐧 20.04 aarch64

test/js/web/fetch/fetch-tcp-stress.test.ts - timeout on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/web/fetch/fetch-tcp-stress.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/web/streams/streams.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/web/streams/streams.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 13 x64

test/js/web/streams/streams.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/package.json - timeout on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-oom.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 aarch64

test/js/node/test/parallel/fs-watch-recursive-add-file-with-url.test.js - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/integration/next-pages/test/dev-server.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/integration/next-pages/test/dev-server.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/node/watch/fs.watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/cli/run/run-crash-handler.test.ts - timeout on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/run/run-crash-handler.test.ts - timeout on 🪟 x64

test/js/bun/http/bun-serve-static.test.ts - annotation error on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🪟 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 12 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 12 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 22.04 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 12 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🐧 20.04 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 13 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs.test.ts - 4 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/cli/install/bun-link.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 13 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🪟 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 x64-baseline

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 22.04 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 12 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🐧 20.04 aarch64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 13 x64

test/js/node/fs/fs-promises-writeFile-async-iterator.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 x64

test/js/bun/http/bun-serve-static.test.ts - 1 failing on 🍎 14 aarch64

test/cli/watch/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/watch/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64

test/cli/hot/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64-baseline

test/cli/hot/watch.test.ts - 2 failing on 🪟 x64