Mute you monitors when doing something evil.
hearnoevil (🙉) is a CLI that enables you to disable and re-enable a check of an external monitoring service. Currently only Uptime Robot is supported, however. You can use this tool, when you don't want anyone to notice when you do something evil ... or when deploying.
You can either start the CLI as a Docker container:
$ docker run neoskop/hearnoevil -a <api-key> -i <id-1> -i <id-2> mute
$ docker run neoskop/hearnoevil -a <api-key> -i <id-1> -i <id-2> unmute
Or you can install an NPM package and run the CLI directly:
$ npm i -g @neoskop/hearnoevil
$ hearnoevil -a <api-key> -i <id-1> -i <id-2> mute
$ hearnoevil -a <api-key> -i <id-1> -i <id-2> unmute
This project is under the terms of the Apache License, Version 2.0. A copy of this license is included with the sources.