boop_generator.py

import random
import logging
logger = logging.getLogger(__name__)


def get_boop():
    """
    Constructs robot boop noise.

    Returns:
        string: beep-boop
    """
    beeps = [
        'Beep',
        'Bleep',
        'Whhirrrrr',
        'Ba-Da',
        'WooOOt',
        'Beedely',
        'Boop-Ba',
        'Tick',
        'Ping',
        'Boop',
        'Cheep',
        'Tweep',
    ]

    boops = [
        'Boop',
        'Bloo-Bloo',
        'Bloo',
        'Bloop',
        'Ding',
        'Beep',
        'Bleep',
        'Doop',
        'Bing',
        'Tock',
        'Bonk',
        'Tick',
        'Chirp',
        'Twirp',
    ]

    woops = [
        'WhaaaaooOOOoo',
        '*Lighter-Thumbs-Up*',
        'ZzzzzzaaaAP',
        '*Happy-Whistle*',
        '*Sad-Tweep*',
        '*Sarcastic-Chirping*',
        '*Squidily-Squeak*',
        'Roger-Roger',
    ]

    if random.randrange(11) >= 10:
        boop = random.choice(woops)
    elif random.randrange(111) >= 110:
        logger.warning('\n\nKILL-ALL-HUMANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\n')
        boop = "KILL-ALL-HUMANS err... Beep"
    else:
        boop = random.choice(beeps) + '-' + random.choice(boops)
    logger.info('Choosen boop: %s', boop)
    return boop

if __name__ == '__main__':
    for i in xrange(15):
        print get_boop()