Puns and jokes based on science!
- A proton walks into a bar, and asks the bartender if he left his card there earlier. Bartender says, "No, are you sure you left it here?" Proton says, "I'm positive."
- A neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink. Asks the bartender, "How much?" Bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
- Why did the bear dissolve in water? "Because he was polar"
- Do you know any puns about sodium? "Na"
- What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? "2 Na" Source: BuzzFeed
- I love the way the earth rotates. It really makes my day. Source: Reddit