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2017-10-15_04-26-54_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad
eT Sa
Mom: Call karo unhein aur pucho
kaha pohonche hain
*Calls them*
Me: Call kaat ditunhone
Mom: Iska matlab pohonchne
wale hain
#JustindianThings
The Sarcastic Tales yw @BabaChu************************************************************
2017-10-17_05-50-27_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Formula that will make your crush
remember you day and ni8!
Udhar lelo oc usse
The Sarcastic Tales vy Qanti_abiotic************************************************************
2017-10-17_05-51-00_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
When Shopkeeper'says
“Aap ko Jyada nhi lagayenge”
“Chuna’ is silent.
The Sarcastic Tales y Qthedesistuff************************************************************
2017-10-17_05-51-38_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Na jaane Woh kyu.humse
Khafa hai
Chalo Chodo, Kaunsa
Pehli Dafa hai.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-17_06-05-07_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Others: | always forget my problem
when I'm with my best friends.
Me: I'm always in Problems when
my best friend stays with me.
The Sarcastic Tales vw @Sachinasticc************************************************************
2017-10-17_12-15-14_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Home is where your Mom says
to you and your sibling ‘Dono
ek-ek danda leke, ek dusre ka
sar phod do’
#GrowingUpWithSiblings
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qbeingtweet************************************************************
2017-10-17_12-25-40_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
BC bolne wali
ladkiya Besharam
nahi BOLD hoti hain
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qilovesarcasm************************************************************
2017-10-17_12-30-25_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Life is too Short...
So olz don't Waste ur Time in
Removing Pendrive Safely...
Aise hi nikal lo....kuch nhi hota..
The Sarcastic Tales vy @AniketKalhans************************************************************
2017-10-17_17-01-59_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Peak of Maturity is: Ignoring
other's grammar mistakes
The Sarcastic Tales bey Nelleiieley4************************************************************
2017-10-17_17-06-08_UTC.jpg************************************************************
f /thesarcastictales
White People:
Long Time No See?
Indians:
Bade log ho gaye ab humse
kahan baat karoge
The Sarcastic Tales ¥y Qilovesarcasm************************************************************
2017-10-17_18-46-08_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad 2
eT Sa
Hindi: Arey |
Masterji intezar kar rahe hain
English: Hey |
Your teacher is waiting
Bengali: Udibaba ! Masturbate
<elacematelia
The Sarcastic Tales vw Qilovesarcasm************************************************************
2017-10-17_19-07-31_UTC.jpg************************************************************
f /thesarcastictales
According to, paranormal.experts,
if you look in the mirror in the night
at 3:13 A.M. and shout Bloody
Mary 3 times, you will hear your
dad shouting, “So ja bhosadike”.
The Sarcastic Tales vw Qilovesarcasm************************************************************
2017-10-17_19-16-49_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Me: Hi
She: Don't even try Im hard to get
Me: Kyu? “Ache din” ho kya?
The Sarcastic Tales vy @_ascian_************************************************************
2017-10-18_05-54-37_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Wo maza nahi dunia k kisi kone me
Jo mazaa hai subah uthke firse 5
minute sone mein
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-18_06-28-25_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Remove unwanted People &
feelings From your life
Best Diwali Cleaning Ever.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-18_08-32-18_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Kuchh log itni creative
aaliyan dete hai ki gaali
knaane waale ko bhi daad
deni pad jaaye.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @ledhaaDimaag************************************************************
2017-10-18_08-44-39_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Crush ko crush rehne de,
Gf/Bf bana ker crush or
feelings ki maa behen na kare.
The Sarcastic Tales i“ mC@leldaelealsiaaiaa!************************************************************
2017-10-18_11-09-58_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Dost aise ho jo
Baaton se zyada
Khamoshi ko
Samjhey
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qtheultimatequotes************************************************************
2017-10-19_05-57-18_UTC.jpg************************************************************
f /thesarcastictales
Acha dost
wahi hal
Jo har bakwaas
mein saath de
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-19_06-09-27_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Early to bed,,Early to rise
Makes your girlfriend talk to other guys
The Sarcastic Tales vy @SPradeepkr************************************************************
2017-10-19_09-01-29_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Tum paas aaye..u muskuraye
Aise na jaane kitne.. chutiye banaye
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Aniketkalhans************************************************************
2017-10-19_09-52-10_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Trip par toh friend ke sath jaate hai.
Best-friend ke sath toh bas plan
bante hdi.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Qazizismmm************************************************************
2017-10-19_13-51-00_UTC.jpg************************************************************
f /thesarcastictales
Agar patakha or phuljnadi ka naam
sunke aapko ladkiyon ki yaad aati hdi..
To bhaisaab bure tarike se barbaad ho
chuke ho aap. @@&
The Sarcastic Tales yw @She_Perfectl7************************************************************
2017-10-19_14-15-09_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ro”
Nad 3
CT
f /thesarcastictales
Wife: ek pani ki bottle kharid lao
Marwadi: pani nahi hai, biryani lau?
Wife: waah muh me pani aa gaya
Marwadi: isi pani se kaam chalao
The Sarcastic Tales ¥v Qjhoothachal************************************************************
2017-10-20_09-42-17_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Me: *Typing*
She: Arre bye bye bye bye
The Sarcastic Tales yw @akramismm************************************************************
2017-10-20_12-52-27_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Two types of people:
Gym Jaane Waale.
Kal se Pakka Jaane waale.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ @Officialgoel************************************************************
2017-10-20_15-23-29_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Crush vrush Sab dhoka hai
Pizza order karle abhi bhi mouga hai
The Sarcastic Tales wy QNeedWeed_************************************************************
2017-10-20_16-48-37_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
lyear in Jail, or
Marry your ex’?
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-20_16-57-11_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Forgot to wear Kajal. Now | look
like a patient who's been recently
discharged after recovering from
a fatal injury.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qgalat_fehmi************************************************************
2017-10-20_17-22-50_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad
eT Sa
Dosti aisi honi
Chahiye ke duniya bole,
Yeh dono kitna
Tag karte hai
ek dusre ko.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-21_06-11-01_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
She: Will you marry me?
He: Yes
She: When?
He: As soon as | complete CA
She: Shaadi nahi karni hai to naa bol do,
faltu bakwas mat karo
The Sarcastic Tales wv @Mocksterr************************************************************
2017-10-21_07-32-24_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Ek Hote Hai kismat wale,
Phir Aate hai Hadd se Jyada
Kismat Wale,
Phir Aate Hai Wo
Log jo Kitna bhi khaale Mote
Nahi Hote
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-21_07-43-23_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Mere Papa ka to koi aisa Dost bhi
nhi hai
Jo ye keh de,
“Is Dosti ko Rishtedari mein Badal
dete hai”
The Sarcastic Tales yw @BokwasNakaroo************************************************************
2017-10-21_09-24-44_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
| need someone. to hold my hand
and say “adhe. paise mai milaonai
mangao pizza".
The Sarcastic Tales 5m CVLel Vela By—<alele) 44************************************************************
2017-10-21_12-29-37_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
ios
aes
“Girls goes to shop for buying Bra*
Girl: Wo waali bra dijiye
Shopkeeper: kaunsi’?
G: Dijiye bra vo
Sk: DJ
G: Bra vo
SK: Champion Champion
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ @Qaashishjoshi0O************************************************************
2017-10-21_12-30-02_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
oO
She- Don't even.try | am hard
to get.
He- Kyu Mummy ki “ Wahi to Rakhi
hai" wali cheez ho kya xD
The Sarcastic Tales ¥v @kKunalstarkl************************************************************
2017-10-21_15-30-34_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
BF: | have no sister, Koi nahi hai jisse
main bhai doo} par paise dun
Marwari GF: Suno behen bana lo
mujhe qj ke liye
Kal unbehen kar dena
The Sarcastic Tales y Qswaticle************************************************************
2017-10-21_16-19-54_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
| was depressed so | called a person
who | thought would hear
S mins later, | disconnected the call
saying,'sab thik ho jaega, chinta mt kr"
The Sarcastic Tales vy Qteaserbee************************************************************
2017-10-21_16-57-22_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Pata nahi Logo ko sacha pyaar kese mil
jaata hai be.
Yaha Cello tape ka, Start point bhi nahi
milta hai.
The Sarcastic Tales tO eleinext—).<e] elke]************************************************************
2017-10-21_19-57-55_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad :
eT Sa
Dusron ki galti ye
Soch kar maaf kardo
Ki knhud kaunsa
shareef ho
The Sarcastic Tales w @DesiHumor************************************************************
2017-10-22_05-03-26_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Me: Life is so good man
Friend- Nice Bro
Bestfriend-= Unchi hai building,
Lift teri band hai,
Tu kuch bhi keh le,
Zindagi teri jhand hdi.
The Sarcastic Tales vw @AkshitBanta************************************************************
2017-10-22_12-23-34_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ro”
iad F
OTS
f /thesarcastictales
GST has reached number 3rd position in the
list of things not understood.
Duckworth Lewis at second position and GF’s
mood still continued to be on number 1 @@
The Sarcastic Tales yw QSarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-22_14-41-01_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
“when | fall off from. my friend's bike"
Friend: Are Bike Bike Bike
The Sarcastic Tales yw Qdronathecharya************************************************************
2017-10-22_15-52-51_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Meaning of ‘Chutiya’
A person who has time & patience to
read the meaning of chutiya here
Abe Chutiye, aur koi kaam nahi
hai kya?
#chutiya
The Sarcastic Tales vw @AniketKalhans************************************************************
2017-10-22_16-29-03_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
That confusing moment when you are
listening to a sad song and you have
no idea which ex you are missing.
The Sarcastic Tales vw @Abhishek_bharad************************************************************
2017-10-22_17-56-16_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Dear Best Friend,
Zo l(=X=) Um KO)a=\Vi-1 0"
The Sarcastic Tales w @GenuineSarcast************************************************************
2017-10-23_05-38-37_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Hme “flying chappal received" pe hasi
nahi aati.
Kyonki,
Humare samay me
“baal pakad ke sar diwaar me fod diya
jata tha"
-90's kids
The Sarcastic Tales y Qpredicament_************************************************************
2017-10-23_07-41-10_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
There are two types of Girl
1) Make up karne wali
2) Make up ki maa behen karne wali
The Sarcastic Tales vy Qvardan_hunk************************************************************
2017-10-23_11-45-26_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Out of all the lessons she could have
taught him.
He learnt not to fall in love again.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ @thetinystories************************************************************
2017-10-23_13-33-09_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
“| don't judge people by their looks,”
he said as he opened a packet of
bread and left the first slice.
The Sarcastic Tales By Astha Pasricha************************************************************
2017-10-23_16-47-57_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad
eT Sa
If "Qubool Qubool.Qubool. can get
people married &
"Talaak Talaak Talaak" can get
them divorced
Then Marja Marja Marja" should
also work..
The Sarcastic Tales vy Sarcasticlales************************************************************
2017-10-23_16-48-34_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
My girlfriend: left a note on my
refrigerator saying
"This isn't working, goodbye"
| opened the fridge and it's working
just fine... BOS
The Sarcastic Tales By Michael Justice************************************************************
2017-10-23_20-06-07_UTC.jpg************************************************************
a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
| think her family finally accepted me
Aqj uske bhai ne mujhe apne hatho se peeta
The Sarcastic Tales v lalababula************************************************************
2017-10-24_15-18-58_UTC.jpg************************************************************
ome f /thesarcastictales
If You Fix.a Time with your best
friend to come at 6 PM and He is
There at 6 PM
Then He is not your Best Friend.
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Bhai mere. ek friend ka bday aa
raha hai, kya du usse?
Me: 4-5 Gaali
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
She: Chi... kitne gande ho aap.
Also she: Phir kya karoge?
The Sarcastic Tales By Chandan Kumar************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Se a
"ra
Roommate with Beard: Bhai tera trimmer dena
“Guy gives*
Roommate uses trimmer but comes with the
same beard: Yeh le thanks
Guy: Rakhle
The Sarcastic Tales yw madan_chickna************************************************************
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ro”
Nad 3
CT
f /thesarcastictales
Active voice: | wrote the paper.
Passive voice: [he paper was
written by me.
Inner voice: Mein fail hone
wala hoon.
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Yeh Physics nahi aasan
bas itna sama} li jiye
Concepts ka darya hadi,
Ratte maar ke jaana hai
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a % f /thesarcastictales
Es
Powder Khaake Banayi Huyi Body
Zameen Bech Ke Aaya Hua Paisa,
Aur
Online Patayi Huyi Ladki
Zyada Din Tak Nahi Tikte
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Dunia ka sabse karwa sach to ye
hai k patle log mote logo se Ziyada
khaate hai.
The Sarcastic Tales 5 Cl Oley oc ela)************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Masturbation twice a day
Keep ‘Girlfriend ke Chutiyape’ away.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Year 2043
“Dad, why did you and your bestfriend
stopped talking?” a kid asked.
“He had stopped tagging me in memes.”
The Sarcastic Tales By Danish Khan************************************************************
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ome f /thesarcastictales
Nad :
eT Sa
Dear Best Friend
Dosti toh bhut chota
sa Lafz hai
Tujh mein toh meri
jaan basti hai
The Sarcastic Tales y @QSarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
College friends know that you
are crazy.
School friends are the ones who
made you that way.
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f /thesarcastictales
Aajkal woh log bhi apne Bio mein
"FOODIE" likh rhey hain, jinko unki
mummy chappal maar maar k khana
khilati hain..!!
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Every guy will tell you how beautiful you are.
I'm here to tell you It's a lie.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @BerozgaarAbhi************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Dhokey wale status bhi
tayyar haibas koi dil todne
wali chahiye.
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
Friends
Best Friends
Jo friends tumhare upar memes
bnate hai
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ QoyeFollowlohKar************************************************************
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ome f /thesarcastictales
Frnd's GF on Call: Pls Amit ko sam bhal lo,
we jst brokeup, vo kahi kuch kar na le pls
Me: Ok dnt wry
Amit frm behind: Bsdk peg bana jaldi
The Sarcastic Tales y Qgaurav_jain13************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
#Pro Tip
NEVER EVER compliment
her mustache!
The Sarcastic Tales vy Qbeardass_nation************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
True friendship is getting a tagging
notification every 10 minutes.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
If your best friend gives you a gift on
your birthday then is he even your best
friend’?
The Sarcastic Tales MO VerX—ayeraa************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Every girl once in her life has wished
‘kash mein larka hot’ at some point.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Q@iHayacaa_************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
There is One Similarity
Between Me and My Friend
“Hum Dono Ek Doosre Ki Nazro
Mein Chutia Hain”
The Sarcastic Tales yg @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
~Pro Dating Advice~
“Go on a solo date and order food for 2 people”
The Sarcastic Tales vy Q@hag_se_single************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
“Meeting female friend after a long time”
"Expectation’-aake HUG karegi, baatein karenge!
*Reality* (approaches) Aur "CHUTIYE" kaisa hai’?
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
“After seeing my crush*
Me to my okat- Ary bhai bhai bhai
The Sarcastic Tales IY a @)inamelasiela************************************************************
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ome f /thesarcastictales
Ek hote hai lucky phir ate hai jinhe
ladkiya meme meh tag karti hai
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ @Badmaasgupta************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Your enemies will push you down but your
friends will always pull you up by saying
“Arey bhai bhai bhai”.
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Pandit ji: Beta tin roti kisi gaaye(cow) ko
khilana, safal rhoge kaam m
“me looking at my sister”
Me: Kesi knaayegi ghee laga ke ya aise hi
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qikaushalgoyal************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
| was good in most of the sports.
“Par asli knel to vo khel gai”
The Sarcastic Tales vy @UP_wala_babua************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
tot ®
es
In this world full of people like arijit singh
be someone's zakir khan.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ @ertiqa009************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
“when i get a pimple*
Normal friends: don't worry it would be
fine after 2-3 days.
Best friends: "Aur hila osdk"
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Qitzsaifkhan_************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Me : iPill dena
Chemist : Tum to Gill sa’ab ke bete
ho na?
Me : Haanji. Eye pill ke saath eye drops
bhi de denna uncle.
The Sarcastic Tales ¥ Gikpsgilll************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Agar crush ke photo pe Love Reacts
kiske hai check kar rahe ho
To Barbaad ho chuke ho tum!
The Sarcastic Tales vy @Sarcasticlales************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Now momis saying, “Today you left the
whatsapp group. Tomorrow you'll leave
your parents”
The Sarcastic Tales v @MrTippler************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales
Tot ®
es
Agr glass tootne k baad bhi ghar mein
khamoshi ho to samajh jao glass
mummy se toota h ®
The Sarcastic Tales ¥Y @mayoos_meena************************************************************
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a f /thesarcastictales